This is one of the funniest things I have heard in a while.
A buddy of mine works in IT. One of the people at his work asked for some information. He told the person he would need to come pick it up. This is about 200 feet from his desk. The person said to send someone over. They said no, come pick it up. The person persisted. So, they sent someone over:
System Administators are not your personal slaves, learn the lesson now or you could be the next one with a monkey at your desk.
