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August 11, 2003

Turner Brown

Got this in email thought I would pass it along:

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE African American guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7
feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound
right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude
kneels down and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him.

When the little guy finally comes around, the big guy asks him, "What's
wrong with you?"

In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY
did you say to me?"

The big dude said, "I saw the curious look on your face. I figured I'd
just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm
7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3
pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds. My name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said "Turn around."

Posted by Skadz at August 11, 2003 11:53 PM